Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
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Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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teddy4nyy 13
FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.
zombieslayer83 19
Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.
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Comments (100)
golden_warrior 23
Or you can always play him online.
Samafilbeit 11
So...by friend you mean assailant, right? FYL and his too if you had his ass locked up, cuz I definitely would!
Bano360 25
People like that would no longer be my friend.
Hobbit79 10
Wow, i hate sore losers.
olpally 33
RAGE QUIT!!! BOOM, HEADSHOT!!! Your friend is an asshat.
chanellgymnast 17
What a sore loser.
perdix 31
Did you read the OP's name?
seacadet 18
I would then take that broken stick and shove it, broken end first, un lubed, up his ass hole!
buddy51 23
OP- That's not a friend, that's an Asshat Douchenozzle! Not only should you never play pool with him without wearing a helmet, you should reconsider whether you want a friend who sees cracking your skull as a good response to being a loser at pool!!
kiskraze 7
Sore loser.
PiNkMoOn 9
are you ok now?