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Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 854

You deserved it 6 188

By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 741

You deserved it 648

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 951

You deserved it 53 671

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 377

You deserved it 50 201

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 073

You deserved it 5 417

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 577

You deserved it 56 180

By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 832

You deserved it 3 262

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 473

You deserved it 4 788

By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 974

You deserved it 12 166

By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 643

You deserved it 3 309

20bricks 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.

obnum 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.

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Stillo 25

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:04

Hope you are alright, op!!! Hugs

Thatepicperson 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:02

"Ejaculates in sympathy"

20bricks 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:05

Seems like he wasn't exactly on cue.

austincain117 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:08

She didn't miss his cue

Aspyr 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:16

Must have been a chalky situation

Acerhawk 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:09

*ba-tum tsss*

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:09

Hit him back, and call your shot, asshole side pocket.

Jason89 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 4:47

should be thankful OP that you didn't get balls to the face

ughnamessuck 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

Start a duel with the pool sticks and really whoop him!

obnum 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:07

What a sore loser >_> Hope you're okay OP :( that sounds painful.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:44

The guy isn't a sore loser he was swinging at his mates for ribbing him about losing to a pregnant girl. The guy is just a really bad shot.

4WheelBurnout 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:56

It sounds like she is now a sore winner. Well at least in the face department

CatcherQueen 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:08

Nice skills, especially if you are pregnant!

austincain117 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:09

Seems like a sore loser op sorry about your face, Congrats on the child though

HyunnK 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:06

I would be pretty mad if my friends started teasing me that I lost. Idk.

westboundcali 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:57

Has nothing to do with being a sore loser; he didn't swing at her on purpose.

Adm_Twigs 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:58

#41, if you can't take someone teasing you about a loss then you probably shouldn't play the game...

iwadasn 32

Monday 2 March 2015 1:03

@45 But he did swing at his friends because they were teasing him about losing. That still makes him a sore loser.

Aspyr 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:12

Hope your alright and hit him right back!

MiaTheMartian 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:20

this one's masculinity is weak

trippyturts 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:21

should of put his balls in the pocket. feel better OP!

trellz17 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:24

And then they mocked him for getting his literal ass beat by a pregnant girl, right?

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

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You deserved it 55 330

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 975

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Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML

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You deserved it 572

Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML

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You deserved it 112

Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML

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You deserved it 307

Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML

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You deserved it 127

Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 981

You deserved it 513

Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML

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You deserved it 1 176

Manly man

Same thing different taste

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