By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 843
You deserved it 6 185

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

zombieslayer83 19

Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

Comments

username53001 7

Who's paying for the new pool cue?

I suggest a new strategy, let the Wookie win.

larsak 3

moreeeeee????? lol.... one does not simply ask for more after getting cracked over the head with a pool cue

SynysterNero 20

I really hope you kicked his ass after that.

Stormdriven37 6

Guess you could say you're a sore winner with that knock over the head he gave you. FYL OP, but now you know not to play games with him.

I would take the hit, call him a sore loser, and then be proud of the fact that I won for the rest of the day while he cools off.

perdix 29

Introduce him to the IFAP Award (I ****** A Pig) with is part of a game that douchey guys who drink heavily play by seeing who can bed the ugliest female. You can let him win this one over and over again and feel good about yourself. Tell him if he keeps winning consistently, he might make it to the Olympdics!

Who knows!He might even win a silver!

perdix 29

#41, that's actually the best outcome. The gold medal winners are often stoned to death when they return to their home countries for bringing such shame on their people!