Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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xolotl 0
So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.
mariasaur 0
If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.
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carriealana 0
it's possible that your friend knew you were smaller than him/her so he/she gave you some of his/her smallest pairs of pants that he/she had outgrown but otherwise yeah you deserved that one
everythingsucks 0
#4 and #8. Perfectly put. Your "friend" deserves a top FML with your photo attached to it for you thinking of them in that manner. I mean, ****, how old are you?! Didn't you learn how to be nice to your supposed FRIENDS yet?! Aren't there other ways for you to describe your "friend" like "the one with curly blonde hair and dark skin.."? Anything other than "fat friend". Now, put that cupcake down and go on a jog.
Warlock_fml 0
Ditto to #7, you failed at life. And to all of the people who are trying to justify her by saying that calling someone "fat" isn't an insult, you're completely ignorant. Calling someone fat is a derogatory term whether you want it to be or not. It has become an insult in our language, deal with it. And there are some people who are large because its just genetic or whatever. I'm a large dude yet I eat well and am very active. And the whole thing defense that "if you call them fat and they are fat then it's not an insult" is just moronic. So if I call some chick a **** when in fact she really does have a ****, it's not offensive? Idiots.
mizled 0
I agree with #7,#23, and #32. EPIC FAIL
tifferneelee 0
at least your friend isn't too stupid to realize he's a fatty. no sympathy for fatties
_1296 10
Well that's just fine because there's no sympathy for dicks either
may_cause_fail 0
If I was this "fat friend", I wouldn't lend my pants to someone as judgmental as you. Glad you got a reality check though. :D
mk_03 0
#4 = Legend
heheirock 0
Today, my friend called me fat. She's my size fml
sambam86 0
haha tool move.. but maybe she did give you her skinny jeans?
cryssycakesx3 23
maybe in the only one that checks gender icons.
pb_fml 0
lol @ 39. FYL douche bag.