Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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xolotl 0
So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.
mariasaur 0
If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.
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jagaugga 0
Good for you.
medusachic666 0
OK so this is totally addressed to the comments and not to the FML itself (the FML was fantastic and I lol'd so hard) SO... fat people are fat. If you're healthy, you're healthy, and that's great, but if you are in the category of medically unhealthy, I'm sorry, but you're fat. There's just no way around it. This means that you've probably made some poor choices, like being far too sedentary, or eating foods that are really bad for you when you don't have the metabolism to burn it off quickly, and basically just not taking your genetic predispositions into account when decided what to eat and how much to exercise. Some people can stay a healthy weight eating burgers, and some people need to spend hours upon hours at the gym and eat really really healthy foods in order to not get fat. SUCH IS LIFE. SUCKS TO BE YOU. All of this emphasis on being "politically correct" has gone way too far, and if you're not a healthy weight you need to accept it. We're allowed to tell alcoholics that they have to just stop drinking cause it's bad for them, but hey, a lot of those people have a genetic predisposition that makes them incredibly prone to addiction. THEY, just like people predisposed to be overweight, MUST COUNTER THE EFFECTS OF THEIR GENES AND TAKE SPECIAL MEASURES. They get flak for being a sop, and yet no one can say anything to those who are overweight? People really need to just toughen up. All of this P.C. b*Ilsh!t has turned our society into a bunch of whiny crying babies. To the author of this FML: if your friend isn't actually an unhealthy weight but is just a little chubby, you prolly shouldn't have called them fat. If they're really overweight, ok, that label is fair, but hey, FYL, you're fat too!
alewiina 0
I think the whole point of all these comments is that "fat" is a derogatory term. "large", "overweight", etc are the acceptable terms. it's the difference between calling someone a fag or queer instead of gay or homosexual.
sexiaznman 0
i love it when ppls say you shouldnt make fun of fat ppls. it what they are. if they get offended by it they should do something about it. even ppls with genetic problems and stuff like that, just means they have to work harder to get thinner. like how skinny ppls that have a hard time gaining weight. they just have to work harder to get it.
whatever2468 0
You're a bitch and a horrible friend. You deserve everything you get, I hope she told you to go f*$& yourself.
hahajkyeah 0
That's just mean...
triplethreat13 0
harsh. maybe that friend thinks of you as their fat friend, you judgmental idiot.
livvy09 0
totally an FYI. she's called a fat friend becasue she's her friend who is fat. To an extent everyone has one and there's no point in denying what's true. Don't go calling it an unfair stereotype because 'stereotype' is just a word to expain what everyone knows to be true
nicolenuffy95 0
ur an arse.. YtotallyDI maybe u should have looked in the mirror b4 caller ur friend fat
lynSey 0
wheres your mirrior
aguilar09 0
YDI for thinking ur friend is fatter than you.. whos fat now????