Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
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Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
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krazy_glu3 0
Hopefully they didn't play in the 'mud' either...
KushMastaDisasta 3
FYL for letting your kids go into the play area at McDanks.
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Comments (193)
FarSide 23
If they could not SEE, SMELL, and or TASTE the difference then FYL. Else, TDI. Lemonade anyone?
HelloNoora1 0
I play in those weird smelling sinks that's attached to the wall in the mens bathroom. So?
FarSide 23
@104: Yeah... stay away from those playgrounds of the hose... you don't know who and what has been climbing all over them toys... :)
mikeysayhay 0
I literally just had a baby barf...
ashleecole18 0
ydi for not watching your kids seriously
Helldemon 32
Who says she wasn't watching her kids? For all you know the piss could have been in puddles up in the tubes, is she supposed to crawl up into them with her children?
karmennn 0
Thats gross!
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PutItIn 8
"Why do you smell like pee ?" "You won't take us to Key Lime Cove." "O_O"