By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 05:22 - United States - Tucson

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
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coconutdaydream 7

I guess you're not used to putting hard things in your mouth

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PoseidonsSon 3

True. Anything is worth the delicious leather of the lion gods.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Everytime I see or hear about beef jerky, I think of a bull jer-- nevermind

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coconutdaydream 7

I guess you're not used to putting hard things in your mouth

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coconutdaydream 7

But that is an FML, the dentist is not fun!

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Keevarou 17

Putting hard things in the mouth is fun though :3

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romesh17fml 8

OP, look on the bright side, you can predict the future

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FifBowie 0

OP, dont worry, some people find broken teeth sexy :p

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hecallsmedarlin 7

2 - Your first comment was great. But, you should have left it with that one.

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Jaxx66 21

2/7... I love my dentist! You've just not been to the right ones. Unless you had my fiancé's dentist when he was a kid, they called the place "Helga's House Of Pain". But then again, breaking teeth isn't fun.

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williamcarter93 13

When I read this, I immediately thought of a long hard dick

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Tweekz14 5

I just thought of hard beef jerky..

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coconutdaydream 7

Tbh when I posted this I had a -8 so I added a sympathetic comment, in reality who didn't read this and think of many innuendo's?

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onlychildFTW 33

Bacon is more then a million times better then beef jerky. Not to mention it won't break teeth!

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BunchieRules 31

25 - Also, beef prices are skyrocketing where I live. A small packet of generic jerky costs $6. Just another good reason to buy bacon.

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dude1122332 9

You're pink enough to be a pig. I'll fire up the grill.

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perdix 29

Probably low quality crap. You need to go to a meat-drying competition to get the best product from masters of the craft. Ask around to find out about the next local Jerky-Off.

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teague95 16

or better yet he can go to the next local Jerk-Off competition. I hear the loser finishes first.

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flockz 19

honestly if i was in a whack off competition with a bunch of other guys beating their meat all around me, i would consider myself a winner for getting the **** out of there as soon as possible.

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GVirdi 11

23 but why would you sign up in the first place ._.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

33) Maybe 23 was dragged along with no idea where they were headed 0.o what an awful surprise. *shivers*

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GVirdi 11

45 I want to play a game..

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ladyLALAA 28

Ouch, OP that is really terrible! I chipped my tooth once when I was drunk, not only does it look terrible but it's very expensive to get fixed. Good luck at the dentist office!

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stewy133 10

You couldn't feel how hard it was before you put it in your mouth?

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munchy22 5

Is that what you do before eating beef jerky?

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flockz 19

context is so important for your comment, 6.

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stewy133 10

Haha no but wouldn't you notice that the jerky was hard in your hands before you stuck it in your mouth?

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myalleyway 9

you cant always tell

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GVirdi 11

Wtf dammit 26 why did you have to change your "that's what she said" comment now my other comment just looks stupid(er) and random

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lajaynay 15

Damn. Stale jerky is awful. Chew softly when dealing with that shit.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think it was stale, though 0.o

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Keevarou 17

Now try to think "this ticket is so blessed I will win the jackpot" Maybe you're a witch/wizard!

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roseXthorns 8

I feel stupid because it took me a minute to get it, and then I face palmed for my own stupidity.

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GVirdi 11

90 probably tumblr, I see a ton of pictures like that on there

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brackaman 18

Well look at it this way, at least your instincts seem to on point. Regardless of whether or not you listen to them.

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GVirdi 11

Yeah it's a special skill these days Just like common sense

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munchy22 5

I guess that's what the kids are calling it these days.

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tne201992 12

Well at least you can put that tooth under your pillow..... Oh wait! The tooth fairy isn't real, shit!!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

18 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ******* TOOTH FAIRY ISN'T REAL?!?! Hey, you see that in the garbage disposal? Yeah, that's my entire childhood. Thanks, 18.

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ambowew 7

I'm sure Alf Stewart will jump at the chance. He's always wearing his stomping boots, just so he can stomp *****.

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ambowew 7

Sigh, wrong comment post, again. As per usual, blaming the computer, I choose you!

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rcgirl2 11

*Stewie's Voice* Childhood officially ruined.

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KiddNYC1O 20

This is just horrible.

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dubstep12 8

There goes my hopes and dreams.. :/ Thanks a lot:(

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