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Family! Woohoo!

By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 896

You deserved it 2 459

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 768

You deserved it 4 769

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 837

You deserved it 3 121

Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 4 694

By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 610

You deserved it 124 269

On the lam

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 00:00

Today, all three of my kids snuck out of a family reunion because they were bored. I was furious, until I found out my husband had also gone with them. After I was done yelling at all of them, I realised I was mostly jealous they didn’t take me with them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 410

You deserved it 1 081

Hello?

By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 436

You deserved it 82

Where am I?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2014 05:03 - United States

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 218

You deserved it 4 360

By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 335

You deserved it 4 249

I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 664

You deserved it 160

By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 002

You deserved it 192 016

iAndrea 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:41

You sure they forgot? Haha. :)

coco22_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone

Comments

ilysweetcupcake 1

Monday 15 February 2010 16:38

hahahaha ydi for not being noticed.

ImRawrtastic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:46

parenting fail rofl

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:47

Yeah, they didn't forget; you got left. Enjoy dinner and call them for a ride home and let them pick up the check.

rmasterpros 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:19

stfu

aDerangedStateOf 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:21

If I ever have kids I'm doing the same shit to them, only I won't go back.

abcnonamecba 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:00

somebody's loved XD

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:01

LMAO @ 35! You don't have kids yet but are already thinking of ways to get rid of them. LOL. Maybe your grandma needs to talk to you about precautions then you won't have that problem. ;)

jdjosef 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:37

what....

jeaniechic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:26

lmao

hockeyhouse 5

Monday 15 February 2010 20:55

Please tell me you'll never have kids.

st0815 9

Monday 15 February 2010 21:04

Look OP - the thing is ... the economy is tough, you have to understand what with the payments for the new car, the mortgage, cable ... well your parents need to save money somehow.

Terwilliger 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:26

would be even funnier if they left the bill for you to pay

deathcab7 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:19

your parents love you.

BannedStory 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:24

lols at #82. i woulda see that

futtgoredo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:57

I doubt they forgot.

killerviral 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:36

time for blackmail and atleast u got home

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:36

my sentiments exactly.

adriiana1019 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:48

that's kind of stupid then why would you have kids in the first place

terranada 3

Friday 27 August 2010 3:59

april fools! lol

coco22_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone

l1douchhe1l 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:59

maybe they didnt forget

nriney 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 17:51

the probably just don't like you

repyourcliche 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

jeremy kyle time?

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:40

it happens.... trust me, i no -_-

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 15 February 2010 17:51

Hm, I didn't think it was that common a mistake...

MF12 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:58

yes. a MISTAKE.

iAndrea 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:41

You sure they forgot? Haha. :)

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 15 February 2010 18:39

This is a modern day Hansel and Gretel :)

zelly3434 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:43

ha ha

flugiboogee 9

Monday 15 February 2010 16:43

Maybe they thought you were doing the nasty and left to show you a lesson. Haha

iAndrea 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:44

With their cousin...?

purplemnm 9

Monday 15 February 2010 17:16

incest is real Andrea!

iAndrea 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:45

Hahahaaaaa; yuckk. Lol

ZombieBunnies 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:53

I've heard the term wincest and now you've all heard it to.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 15 February 2010 16:43

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans; the cops have plans; Gordon's got plans."