Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Welshite 39
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
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Comments (123)
hunts19ketchup 23
Theres definitely a difference between thinking your cousin is attractive and actually being attracted to your cousin. If you're attracted to someone because they look like your cousin, theres something a little off there.
heaverlock 8
shes a redneck
Zebediabolical 43
When you fish for compliments you deserve what you get.
limabeans101029 20
I hate this "fishing for compliments" thing that everyone seems to jump to on this site. I agree that it's a bit forward to just say "what do you love most about me?" but there's nothing wrong with wanting a compliment from your partner.
alycion 38
Some people don't like being put on the spot. Sometimes they just say something stupid because it's the first thing that comes to mind.
bikergirl93 18
wow deffo get rid of her
cryssycakesx3 22
what is a deffo?
RedPillSucks 31
Apparently OPs first name.
ZY1431 24
that's a perfect time to do a dump and run.
kyle_price95 5
That sucks.
key1992 8
........random
imPROcrastinator 4
Kinky! just kidding You should probably run!
haroldstagram 12
Well then...I wonder what her familia is like....
haroldstagram 12
I don't think most people would assume they would get that answer