Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Welshite 40
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
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Comments (123)
G_bear24 9
If that's seriously the reason she loves you the most then its time to move on:/
DJisHere11 19
...And nothing was the same.
ohnowhyme123 15
according to her if you can't have incest you gotta have the next closest thing
foxy_grampa 19
Maybe she thinks her cousin is attractive, which would be weird but it would also mean she thinks you're attractive. Or she's jut creepy and has a crush on her cousin
lore90_fml 1
insist much? lol
usernameunkn0wn 18
I insist you don't comment anymore.
Smurfette23 3
Incest, a game for all the family! :)
Kateyez_26 13
Does your girlfriend happen to be from Tennessee?
martin8337 36
What about Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana or West Virginia?
Kateyez_26 13
Or Kentucky?
RedPillSucks 33
or New York, London or Tokyo
martin8337 36
It appears that she keeps in tha family, naybe Wrong Turn style.
Harrison38 5
ew
emily689 25
It's a family affair!