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You what?

By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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Keeping it in the family

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 15:01 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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Collect the set

By Anonymous - 11/09/2022 22:30

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

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By Oriianna Raiinbow - 23/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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Weirdo

By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 23:09 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML

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Diaspora

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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Gatekeeping grief

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 07:59

Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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ohsnapword 21

Friday 14 December 2018 5:36

Sweet home Alabama...

mssileas 25

Tuesday 18 December 2018 14:10

I can't even begin to fathom how that conversation went.

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ohsnapword 21

Friday 14 December 2018 5:36

Sweet home Alabama...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:12

Give it time. I'm sure you'll have a doppelganger soon enough...

mssileas 25

Tuesday 18 December 2018 14:10

I can't even begin to fathom how that conversation went.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 18 December 2018 14:55

Why did your aunt tell you? Did she want you to become his girlfriend?

404wan 19

Tuesday 18 December 2018 23:14

oh that's creepy... your aunt is ****** up for saying that to you and compromising your relationship with your cousin. She may have made it up in a really weird attempt to flatter you, or he told his mother something insanely personal and she felt the need to actually tell you. super messed up. i feel sorry for you and your cousin, you should talk to him and you should confront your aunt. she needs to know this is not okay.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Thursday 20 December 2018 0:01

Your cousin has issues.

Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

Monday 6 September 2021 18:53

Been there, done that.

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