Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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golden_warrior 23
I bet this the same girl that wanted to make a sex tape with her uncle as the camera man.
Welshite 40
Now the question is if her cousin is male or female.
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Comments (123)
Haidawg 7
Run away. Far far away
mallu86 9
And be with Shrek.
cyttex 13
Aaaaand donkey!
zoegirl_455 30
Aww take it as a compliment! ....a really messed up, creepy, and totally weird compliment
Cbeast18 3
That's a little creepy...
darwinism 30
If she asks you the same question, you should not reply with "you remind me of my mum". It's a trap!
KillSwitch96 18
If it really is a trap like that one, then humanity seems to have proven Freud right in yet another weird and, in my opinion, screwed up situation... On a different note, how do you think Freud's mother reacted when her son came out with that theory?
vewwe 20
Well just because a person looks hot it doesn't automatically mean you want to **** that person. Looking good and attraction are two different things although they often go hand in hand. But the fact that that is what she loves about you, your looks...it's time to find another girlfriend.
xnyletak 17
Are you from Kentucky?
Zimmington 21
I'd put my money on Mississippi
shhhaaarrron 12
Psychologically people fall in love with others that look like themselves or someone they know, don't assume anything serious. At least she told out the truth.
buckdharma 38
The good news is she likes her cousin because he looks like you.
Jemm_fml 29
*cue banjo music*
spluver0005 17
Is she redneck in any way shape or form?