Thanks, Dave

By Anonymous - 23/11/2019 14:00

Today, I opened the door to a delivery girl with a towel around my waist as I was just out of the shower. My dog was going crazy at the courier, and when she handed me the touchpad to sign for the package, my dog decided it would be a good idea to pull my towel off. FML
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jrn 14

I guess she wasn’t the only one delivering a package :p

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Balphleair 24
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this could be someone's dream

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Balphleair 24
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this could be someone's dream

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SeanyB 9

How

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RichardPencil 30
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Was the shower cold? Was there "significant shrinkage?" If your junk were average or better, this would be the beginning of a letter to Penthouse Forum.

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jrn 14

I guess she wasn’t the only one delivering a package :p

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bosniangirl27 21
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Well, did she like what she saw?

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bl3ur0z3 17

Which porn site did you get this from?

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shannon2348 14
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I'm sorry but that's an idiotic way to answer the door. ydi

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DanielleinDC 32
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Maybe you should have put on a bit more clothing or a robe, even out of the shower.

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JackFaire 27
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"Today some creep answered the door in just a towel when his dog yanked off the towel. Fml"

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thisisbutaname 38
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Hey, I think i saw that movie

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E2dav 5

Next time, wear a robe or something sheesh

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