Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies....

By English - 01/12/2008 03:25 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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SHUSH

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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Cunning

By Single Again - 07/03/2020 06:11

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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silly_kate 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:51

how do you know she's not going out with friends? don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.

peachezthelette 22

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:33

her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..

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Xinxinix 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:50

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SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 November 2010 12:24

Seriously?

saintsrocksocks 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:32

Dude seriously?

saintsrocksocks 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:34

Are you sure you're not mentally Ill and you have an obsessive urge to post incoherent comments?

guernica_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:06

Ouch. I'd feel gutted. What happened after?

ritchietoms 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:50

wow, did you break up with her for being a lying sneak?

jsmith1199 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:03

yup.. shes a *****

JokestrMike89 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:08

#2: I'm sure that's what it was. lol And I'm with 3, what happened next?

tdawgheath 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 6:15

So, was it before 11am...? Good info giving...

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 11:52

ouch that's rough.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:42

wow. ouch.

easylazy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:52

Maybe she's picking up groceries for her mom!!

SAF_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:10

sexual intercourse

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