FML : Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my...

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

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You deserved it

By English / Monday 1 December 2008 03:25 / Australia

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By silly_kate | 0

#613171 - Saturday 10 October 2009 08:51

how do you know she's not going out with friends? don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.

By peachezthelette | 0

#830093 - Saturday 6 February 2010 12:33

her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..

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By Xinxinix | 0

#22277 - Monday 9 March 2009 12:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SadinSherman | 16

#1635441 - Monday 1 November 2010 12:24

Seriously?

saintsrocksocks | 10

#4689170 - Sunday 15 July 2012 07:32

Dude seriously?

saintsrocksocks | 10

#4689174 - Sunday 15 July 2012 07:34

Are you sure you're not mentally Ill and you have an obsessive urge to post incoherent comments?

By guernica_fml | 0

#39229 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 03:06

Ouch. I'd feel gutted. What happened after?

By ritchietoms | 0

#46283 - Saturday 21 March 2009 12:50

wow, did you break up with her for being a lying sneak?

By jsmith1199 | 0

#58125 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 09:03

yup.. shes a whore

By JokestrMike89 | 0

#109043 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:08

#2: I'm sure that's what it was. lol And I'm with 3, what happened next?

By tdawgheath | 0

#150067 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 06:15

So, was it before 11am...? Good info giving...

By 24788 | 5

#161842 - Saturday 2 May 2009 11:52

ouch that's rough.

By elliekinslurvsya | 0

#253718 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 09:42

wow. ouch.

By easylazy | 0

#299105 - Saturday 13 June 2009 12:52

Maybe she's picking up groceries for her mom!!

By SAF_fml | 0

#394837 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 08:10

sexual intercourse

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