Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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Top comments
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!
beckymu 4
good friend you have there...
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Comments (270)
skyeyez9 25
do the same to her. Also post her number on every gay website, bathroom stall.
LauraEll 0
Post it on craigslist!
LauraEll 0
Post it on Craigslist !!!
Omegadolly 22
I think, if you ask your provider, there is a way to block texts, or block texts after you've reached your limit. Or a way to block a number for a little while, which I would all over if that happened to me.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly. Just block her
ImInABox 6
Ohhhh snap. More popular than you ever were before. Thank your friend.
massiekur5813 0
haha thats a good way to think about it
fury1031 10
No, it isn't.
Beth52594 0
who nowadays doesn't have unlimited texting? lol
applecaketree 0
OP, obviously...
Bobissmall 13
And people in country's where you don't have to pay to receive texts... it's ridiculous. It's the same as getting a letter then having to pay to open it...
tona01 16
yeah in mexico we don't pay for that. even in our ****** up country we do not pay like you gringos do...
collegeadministr 0
That Sucks for you! I can't think of anything great to help. if you're young, you might just want to tell your parents and get the others in trouble. at least your friends will learn their lesson. maybe find more mature friends, although, you might not even find that at college.
truehitman2010 0
Ydi for having a cellular phone.
cnygard95 12
oh. wow.
smlz4me 1
wats up ur ass? watever it is, it's 10 ft long and siiiddewaaayyyys
Mitcha857 0
truehitman, you're retarded go back to the nursing home with all the other old people so you can bicker about phones, the Internet and kids ruining your lawn.
anorexicbarbie 8
He's trolling you morons.
Mitcha857 0
sorry you have no valued opinion because you have no face, moron
des225827 0
Man that sucks!!!wonder how mch your bills going to be now?.... :/
Calyx_fml 22
Unlimited text is like $5. YDI for being cheap.
icadragoon 11
Not all phones have unlimited texting for $5, moron.
MsSoulReaper 27
Someone doesn't pay their own bill.
skyttlz 32
mines $20
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Same here. The old cheap texting plans only gave you 200 texts, incoming and outgoing. I always had the problem of keeping them under control..it's such a small amount.
boygeorgebaby 0
what a bitch lol - but that is kinda funny! at least you won't have to pay for them. just don text them back.
Boomer21 0
He is a dick... or she's a bitch