Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
mama2b3 20
that sucks, that would not be my boyfriends response lol but sounds like he wasnt trying to be mean try to let it go.
windfuelsfire 10
sucks for you, id make my gf come with my mouth 4 times over eating chips
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Would u rather eat **** than steak?
varkey 7
i don't get it, you wish he was a cannibal?
ImFatAndLonleyFM 0
How about both? Fish and chips.
PineaplePerson 0
You and potato chips at the same time perhaps?
levin1983 0
that's what you get for expecting anyone to put their mouth on that thing.
Belthazor_fml 5
OMG!! WHAT A ******* LOSER!! If MY queen asks me for it, I dive in without a second's hesitation!! Number One Priority in a relationship: Please your girl!!!
swaggintothamax 0
if they were original I wouldve gone with your pussy but if they were salt n vinegar I would understand or maybe barbecue...
gilbert44 0
I'll eat u