Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
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marisaichiban 0
Must have been some good chips.
Soak 0
Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends
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Comments (255)
kimpylump 0
You're ****** probably does taste like potato chips considering how many potato chips you throw down everyday. But the really reason he didn't want to put his mouth to your vaginal area is because you fat. That means that he would have had to lift like 30lbs of fat flab and hold it while you get your sexual pleasure. So no deal fat lady. Go on a diet.
JuiceBoxBaby 0
damn this bitch must have a stank ass pussy.
akemeasandwhich 0
CLEAN YOUR PUSSY!
podrummer9209 0
189- slavery is over, it's no one's JOB to drop everything and please anyone, dumbass
skgirl 0
lmao this shit is funny and nasty haha but not nessesarly a FML not that bad gosh
michminn 0
Seriously? To all you wanna be men out there with your lack of response!!!! Pussy smells ^^^ and all of you dick swingin' mother fckers were bred to enjoy that sent! So in conclusion, Your boyfriend my dear should have had you eat the chips wile he ate you.. Dirty pussy and all HELL yeah!!! YOURS TRULY< PRINCESS
schoolfml 0
ok any guy that has ate a girl out before knows that it smells. there are those times were it dosnt smell, but those are rare. given the choice to eat good tasting/smelling food over eating a girl out. food wins every time.
TheButler 0
Well i'd eat a girl out but not if it's hairy :P by the way i would gladly shave my balls for a girl if she wanted me to Also with how most of us are... you had his awnswer coming :) and 203... wtf! xD
longhornguy69 0
If that was me I would have thrown the bag of chips down, and went down on her. If I had to choose between pussy and food, I'd choose pussy. I always have food but, the other only comes around once every blue moon to me.
ccc01 1
You can never eat just one potato chip