Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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Comments (232)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for making him cry! my boyfriend isn't what you'd call 'manly' either, so he might just be sensitive! not all men are testosterone pumped jerks. get over it.
PhillyFox 0
You want a male stereotype? Get one and spare this guy the trouble. How would you like it if he told you to basically "man up" so to speak when you were being emotional? Oh right. It's acceptable because only women can and should be emotional.
bloodonthestars 0
look what you've done! ydi for being with someone who's sensitive
danceoo 0
ouch! why be so bitchy? why don't you 'woman' up and be a bit more sensitive?
InfiltratedMind 0
141 and later comments. you are complaining about what all guys deal with on a daily-******* basis. with a gf your are always on your toes so she doesn't flip the **** out on you.
chocolatefan 0
nice boyfriend u have
echo0319 0
at least u know he's sensitive
Britt9797 0
you people are crazy! it takes a tough man to cry! its true! xo dont be so judgemental!
wtfcammelcheese 0
WHAT DO WOMEn WANT 1st not sensitive enough then too sensitive?!? but he is a wuss
S_Suicide 0
Your comment : Ha that reminds me of my psycho ex