Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
toughbf
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
catt
Berlin, Germany
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
sadrainindeed
Santa Clara, United States
Thanks Sweaty
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Kali
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
confused
United States
Mr. Robot
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Top comments
mlleangelique 3
Oh noes! You're seeing someone who doesn't fit ridiculously narrowly-defined stereotypes about what it means to be male! Poor you!
KiaMaster 0
meany! why can't u be a normal gf and give him compliments & not harsh remarks on his manhood!
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Comments (232)
JizzKhalifa 0
he's a fruit cake
pin_up_666 0
sounds like he's gay
allmidnighteyes 11
he's not super macho tuffbro so he must be a gaytard hurrda durrr Sounds like you're a moron.
Hughmadd 0
19, I already knew, right off the bat, that there were going to be oh so "witty" homophobic teenagers making stupid gay-comments on this FML
Emily9352 13
Just because he's sensitive doesn't mean he's gay. You, my friend, are an ass.
CallMeHush 1
Was it Opposite Day in his world? I hate to say this because I don't want to be known for giving out good advice but dump his wussy ass.
ICabooseI 0
agreed. I'm sensitive and hang out with mostly women.and I'm called gay.it's stupid.it's just that to me it seems more intresting with them.
osellr 0
^win
GregoryStalver_fml 6
You've already got a pussy. Why do you bother with an other one ?
osellr 0
he cried cause he knew if he acted more manly, you would tell him to be more sensitive. you women can never make up your mind. as taboo as it sounds, perhaps you should love him for who he is.
MattPDX 2
true dat. biches be craaaazzzzy.
osellr 0
^ you've already taken care of B chief.
flwrchyld 0
thats ****** up. theres nothing wrong with a man who is in touch with his emotions.
suppressed08 2
Girls criticise other girls looks, why can't we put a dude down just the same? ;)