Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Top comments
thefranks 0
ahhh makin love in the bakery
KingDingALing 9
Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".
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Comments (174)
catatonicsleep 17
It is a pretty unimaginative name, very witty response from your boyfriend.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, you did ask what appears to be (maybe it was an inside joke between the two of you?) a rather silly question. I think he had a rather witty comeback.
fritz2 0
you are so creepy looking.
hawty12345 0
32- I agree and WIN :)
sweet_candy_ 17
Keep your rude comments to yourself.
moogzorz 0
sweet candy you look like a Bulgarian man. don't tell us what we can do
keepmeonthedl 7
32 - Why do you have to be rude to her? Keep your mouth shut.
Fortuitous 0
You guys really shouldn't be insulting Cinn or anyone, for that matter. Why do you care? Oh that's right, I forgot. You haters are all trolls who like to provoke people. Did it work? Maybe it did since I'm replying. Maybe it didn't since insulting someone's looks isn't being a troll; it's being a goddamn asshole.
jakeisawake 3
I'm pretty sure she's just trying to keep things peaceful; saying she looks like the opposite gender is inconceivable and unnecessary.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Be nice y'all..
Selena_is_back 7
How come most of the time the ones with no picture call others ugly or weird looking?
keepmeonthedl 7
52 - I was thinking the same thing. And yes, I know I don't have a picture of myself, but I'm not insulting anyone. People are just so quick to make nasty comments about other peoples' looks.
smileygirl1234 0
You're such a coward. Why would you go insulting sweet candy if you dont even have the balls to put a picture of yourself on your profile.
Fortuitous 0
Exactly, if you're not going to put up a picture of yourself for whatever reason, then just keep your mouth shut about other people's pictures. But while everyone is at it, I must say, #32, I have never seen a real-life question mark. I would like to meet you.
DocBastard 40
Fritz and hawty, the point of the comment section is to comment on A) the FML or B) the comment. This section is not for commenting on the commenters' looks. Didn't your mothers ever teach you if you don't have anything nice to say... In other words, shut your ******* pie-holes and keep your noxious fumes inside your worthless, empty heads. Back to you in the studio, Cinn.
demarcusT 0
Mission Troll: Success!
jakymoon 0
agreed 34 :D and I do has a picture but I'm too skinny dylexiea :(
evig_fml 16
I do have a picture but I have a mask on. Does that make me ugly?
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That's a sexy mask you got there.
Cinn_fml 23
Damn, I missed the Troll-Fest! *clicks fingers defeatedly* Oh well, there'll be another by the end of the week... Hopefully I'll be awake for that one. I think trolling fails when the trolls are moderated by the time their target attempts to read the comment.
limestone819 0
I don't get why these little jokes between bfs and gfs are supposed to be FMLs... Who knows if the bf said it in a lovingly--teasing sort of way
andacondakiwi 11
agreed. such stupid FML's now-a-days.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Love...muffin? Pffthahaha!
wwerulez14 6
Had the same reaction. She sort of deserved it. Hopefully, she isn't fat and he just said that knowing full-well that she would freak out. Guess she won't be using the name "Love Muffin" anymore!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
What's wrong with love muffin? I love muffins(: You don't think that's a cute name, love muffin?
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm not a fan of super sappy pet names, so no. Don't call me love muffin! ...Pookie.
TitDirt 0
Well, at least it wasn't a baby...because I'm pretty sure dating babies is illegal somewhere, and would probably suck.
riseofabreakings 0
dude! what's with you and babies?!
maphineRAWRS 10
the bakery called, they want their rolls back.
fritz2 0
Was this directed @ 56, seeing as she has many rolls?
Wizardroxx 3
-65 I don't see what the problem is here. You're going around making fun of peoples pictures, while yet.. you don't have a picture up. I do realize that this is just the Internet, but hey, just because your probably get bullied in real life, doesn't mean that you can go on all over the Internet making fun of peoples pictures.. Eh, I'm done.. I think my comment is pointless :[ but I was bored, so yeah, lol.
Wizardroxx 3
you're* and my other typos :x
maphineRAWRS 10
lol, directed at the op but it was a joke, lol. #75, you were doing well untill the end haha :p
Wizardroxx 3
-131 Thanks :)
fritz2 0
I speak the truth Negro.
Zombie65 0
okayyyy.....whats the fml again
timandamanda1025 0
aww. i think if he called you that, it would be superrrrr cuteeeeee!! ;D
MegasaurusRex 0
Your boyfriend is awesome. You shouldn't get so mad about it; lighten up!
jakeisawake 3
Muffin tops are useful when doing it, so don't become too insecure... unless you're overfluffed and it's like your chubs is trying to breathe; nobody wants to take a bite out of that.