Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
C. Kronick
United States
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Jaided_Genetics
Kingston, Canada
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Cupcakes
Queanbeyan, Australia
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Lucachoo
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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thefranks 0
ahhh makin love in the bakery
KingDingALing 9
Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".
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illmatic2 16
YDI for thinking a guy would actually want a puppy-dog name like that.
zp5 4
well...can he?
FML858 0
All you people who said "ydi fatass" or loose wieght your an idiot, you dont have to be fat to have muffin top, it just happens when you put tight jeans on Idiot.
Grell_fml 0
There would not be a period between "You don't have to be fat to have a muffin top" and "It just happens when you put on tight jeans, idiot."
Moo_Horse 0
******* GRAMMAR NAZIS GO GET A USEFUL HOBBIE OR TAKE A WALK IN A ******* PARK. STOP CORRECTING GRAMMAR SENSLESSLY AND ENJOY THE WEBSITE GOD
yusaku02 20
Moo_Horse: The spelling is hobby, not hobbie
vzdevil 1
^^ nice
jakeisawake 3
Are you stating that Love Muffin is now an icing licker? ... Her muffin top couldn't have been that bad to suddenly turn gay.
perdix 31
Buy some pants that fit, Fat-Ass!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
There are these things called sizes..
Schizomaniac 24
Your comment GMH.
funzcpl 0
good come back from your man though. next time ask if you can call him "big dick daddy" instead
iheartglasses 0
Yup yup this is funny :) And although you may not like your muffin top, most guys find it cute. Just dont wear ridiculously tight jeans in the hips. Hard to find that happy medium :( Thats why I enjoy pregnancy lol I get to wear stretchy waisted pants!
celtics734 2
false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! false! most guys find it disgusting, because it is. Buy pants that fit or get more fit
fearfulsymmetry 1
Most guys find muffin tops cute? Is this a result from polling the male population in the world? Where are you getting this idea that MOST(which is a majority) of men find that attractive?
knight0748 5
Me thinks your man wants you on top, cowgirl!
FMLinCA 12
that literally made me LOL.