You must have successful relationships.

They probably think that relationships are thing where the higher the number you've had, the better you are at them.

You need to never give relationship advice, you haven't had one so don't act like you know what you're talking about.

that's mind of a commonish nickname. I use it lol

Yeah BRANDON! At least he's honest.

Who votes this one ^ is single !

It was clearly a joke, in case some of you missed it.

Ah the classic down vote defense...it was a joke works damn near as well as it's just a prank brah.

I accidentally hit dislike ._. I hate that it doesn't let you change it .-. (never mind I guess my reply made it wanna give me a second try d:)

Agreed!

I also thought it was cute and actually pretty clever. I think most people in a relationship get on each others nerves sometimes. If it's really that big of a worry to OP, ask what it is that bugs him so much.

Pubic lice isn't that common. Also, they were together for two years without him calling her love bug. If your partner just one day caught crabs you probably would want to call them out of their name but it likely wouldn't be a pet name.