Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, on my way home from grocery shopping, two young adults around my age came up and asked me for a lighter. Thinking they just needed it to light a cigarette, I handed them my only lighter. They immediately ran away. I got robbed for a 1.99$ lighter. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML
Today, I picked up a carton of cigarettes for my stepfather from the store. He smokes the equivalent of nearly half my paycheck a fortnight. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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christinez13 0
aww that sucks but you deserved it
bigbisawesome 0
Wow seriously you sir are an idiot
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Comments (487)
fk123 0
Dumb bitch
perdix 31
Losing your money is far cheaper than the fine you'd pay for buying tobacco while underage. You should quit now while you can. Adults with a long-time smoking habit find it almost impossible to quit.
schmelia 10
It's also far cheaper than the long-term cost of health care.
unrose 1
You deserve it. Breakin de law breakin de law.
taquitosupremo 0
haha in a recession you trust no one!!!
qtip14 0
Up in smoke!
mattrd_fml 31
are you kidding me? YDI
spazx 5
shame in you for smoking you know what that stuff does to your body..with every puff you damage a cell that helps protect you against cancer...shammmmmmmmmeeeeee....the crap in that stuff is found rat poison and you get soooooooo many diff types of cancer and you can get emphazima...idk how thats spelled but anyways BAD BAD BAD break the habit before it breaks you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
t765234 10
Actually, cancer is a cell that is growing and multiplying out of control or for no reason so "killing" a cell doesn't necessarily make you more susceptible to any cancers, but none the less, stop smoking you idiot. It is a long term suicide.
a_nutritionist 10
i thumbed you up by mistake. your body does have proteins to regulate cell growth.
mgsoloist 14
I would have gone in with the guy...
BWill9014 4
This is stupid for so many obvious reasons that it would be stupid for me to even state them
SayPeanuts 29
YDI not because you smoke or that you tried to get someone to buy them for you, but because you were stupid enough to post a FML about cigarettes when you should know by now most people are going to say YDI for smoking.YDI not because you smoke or that you tried to get someone to buy them for you, b