Birthday blues

By omaha24 - 29/04/2020 02:00

Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 490
You deserved it 499

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To be fair, does anyone actually know what day it is these days?

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happy Birthday

Smoking will reduce the number of birthdays you have to pull ridiculous attention-grabbing stunts like that.

OP said in her post that she doesn't smoke.

Holy shit it's Mark Hamill!

To be fair, does anyone actually know what day it is these days?

Should have done that with a speeding ticket

Happy Birthday!!!! All the best to you!!!

Well, you know what they say; "smoke if you got 'em."

Happy Birthday 🎉🎂🎁🎊🎈🥳

Happy birthday, OP!

happy belated bday