Birthday blues

By omaha24 - 29/04/2020 02:00

Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 595
You deserved it 556

Same thing different taste

Top comments

To be fair, does anyone actually know what day it is these days?

KookieLove666 15

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KookieLove666 15

Smoking will reduce the number of birthdays you have to pull ridiculous attention-grabbing stunts like that.

To be fair, does anyone actually know what day it is these days?

bloopaloop 27

Should have done that with a speeding ticket

Well, you know what they say; "smoke if you got 'em."

shepardkinz 19
breefearless 4

you could have bought a lottery ticket..