Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, on my way home from grocery shopping, two young adults around my age came up and asked me for a lighter. Thinking they just needed it to light a cigarette, I handed them my only lighter. They immediately ran away. I got robbed for a 1.99$ lighter. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML
Today, I picked up a carton of cigarettes for my stepfather from the store. He smokes the equivalent of nearly half my paycheck a fortnight. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
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christinez13 0
aww that sucks but you deserved it
bigbisawesome 0
Wow seriously you sir are an idiot
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Comments (487)
popcynical 4
Start smoking weed instead. I hear it's easier for youngsters like you to buy.
kali12_fml 0
Wow that nice f*** u
luongo6 0
Smoking kills, he did you a favor
jaff23 11
Well what did you expect? It's a bad economy, everybody takes what they can get
Warcraft_looser 7
haha sux for you :)
Jaycast1214 0
I'm very glad this happened to u because ur a minor and ur dumbass should not be smoking till ur mature enough to understand not to give money to strangers.....
rattusrattus 19
The only way this could be more YDI is if you asked a teacher or police officer or something. Moron.
123jade456 0
thats what people do here in florida, sucks
Cow_girl_cutie 0
Totally off topic but...I love your profile pic!!!!
sandungyyy 4
Wonder what part of Florida you live in bud. As for OP, that calls for a smack of COPD stamp on the face. Death before making it to college.
Laurenlou 24
Oh, you naive child! Get YOUR MOM to buy it for you. That's what ALL the cool kids are doing!
sargedude 0
actually in Alabama you can smoke at 8 but cant buy until 19
eurostar710 11
Gotta love the south eh? Smh
hotPinklipstick 24
off topic, but in Texas you can legally drink at age 15 as long as you are on your parents property and in their view, with their permission. you can also legally drink in restaurants at age 18 if you're married to someone of legal age and you have your marriage license present and they buy the drinks. Only problem with that is only certain restaurants allow that and different restaurants have different laws about it.
fadingfaith 4
That's it! I'm moving to Texas. :D
gribbles 12
This is true, but 99% of restaurants won't let you drink in them anyways. Waaaay too much liability!
Prue_fml 0
Here in Australia the legal age to buy/drink alcohol is 18 for cigarettes aswell.
infoforyourlife6 0
So dumb on your part