Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
haralynn 0
next time u go to ask a guy to prom, i'd suggest NOT writing on his car lol
Esme_P 2
I'd just find that really creepy! Plus a complete pain in the ass when it had to be washed off. Bad move.
Darcs 0
you DID NOT deserve it, us guys are different and you can't just place us all in "dont mess with our ride." I will admit you probably didn't think it through at the time but it was still a unique attempt at asking him to wherever (that took major balls to begin with). Still I think he just didn't want to go out with you because (Creepy as it may seem) as long as your not the stalker girl it would have seemed like a cool way to ask someone out...but hey its FML for a reason, driving around in car with "YES!" written all over it is one thing but a car covered in "NO!" is something quite different....
asianshotty4311 0
ouch :( wat a downer...not a creative bone in his bugly body :P
limabeans101029 21
urm.....he probably said no because you wrote on his car. without his permission. i say, either wait for the guy to ask you or alternitavely ask him in person. It's the same as when asking someone out- don't ask through a note or a friend because if he says yes, things might get really akward.
terranada 3
why the hell did I write on his car?? u bitch!
Dibman 3
Seriously? and you put FML after defacing his car? I dont think I would want to go with you either, if thats how you asked me. And yes I think I would reply in the same manner!
GreekItalian 6
Let that be a lesson to you: NEVER f*ck with a man's car! Serves you right!
mert195 0
at least you tried
bazzmasta 0
nothing says true love like vandalism...