Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
SlappyDog 0
so stupid..damn.
wtf11 0
I'm not sure about all schools, but at my high school it's quite common for people to ask someone to a dance by writing on their cars just: 1) use washable markers so it's really easy to remove and doesn't hurt the paint 2) make sure it looks halfway decent when it's decorated and 3) make sure you know they're going to say yes Still he put a lot of time and effort into rejecting her, which is messed up.
Logica42 0
Ouch. That is all.
maddy_waddy 0
That's kind of rude of him... and really embarassing... but he was probably mad that you wrote all over his car..... You shouldn't have done that unless you were like...pretty sure that he was going to say yes. Like if yall had already talked about going to prom prior to that or something.
xxxxxx_fml 0
Aww... cute and creative on your part. Rude and thoughtless on his. it's okay, he did you a favor.
bigrederin 0
Well, duh, you freak. Why not just announce it over the PA system at your school? Boys don't like pressure.
audiogasmic 0
A lot of people (including myself) HATE when people write on the windows of their car. it's so annoying! seriously, one of my friends wrote so much shit on my windows once it cast a shadow in my car and i couldn't see. besides, it looks tacky, and you seriously put him on the spot! ydi.
were_giraffe 2
personally i would find someone writing on my car to be extremely annoying and rather stalkerish next time just ask the person quietly. don't deface their property
Jack_Of_Spades 0
If that guy feels the same way about his car as I do about my truck, which I assume he does, I bet he was pissed that you wrote all over it. Hell i get a little ticked when someone taps their hands on my windows and gets that oil from their hands all over it.
Cheshire_Cat_fml 0
It's not so much messing up the car, but if a girl did that to me it would scream "needy" and "sad", alarm bells would be ringing in my head.