Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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iconfig 0
#156, you must be a woman because you know crap all about paint. 1) use washable markers so it's really easy to remove and doesn't hurt the paint let me make this painfully simple paint is shiny ( like a quarter or a bead ) because the pigment (color) is suspended in or is under a coat of urethane clear polished to a mirror finish. when you write on a car with washable markers, that marker picks up any dirt thats on the paint and creates scratches in the finish. this is the reason guys get so pissed off when wipe your hand on a car or write on it with washable marker, because it still scratches the paint. YDI
christopherlove 0
I would have painted NO on your face. Permanent!
lilcuti3pi389 0
why the fckkkk would u write on his car? YDI
AL3X_M 0
Nah that was wrong. You could have just put a sign on his windshield asking it...but writing all over his car?!
EasilyUnamused 2
If you know the guy, I don't see why everyone is calling you creepy. It's really not that creepy. At my school a lot of people had "Prom?" written on their cars. It really isn't that crazy. At least you tried! Go to Prom anyway!
Fcukmywholelife 0
YOU DESERVED IT
lapjdt 0
you deserved it, that's pretty creepy. and i love that guy, he's hiliarious.
ziqi92 0
ok, i dont understand what everyone else is saying, but over where i go to high school, writing on cars for prom invites is a norm. i hope u used washable paint like most girls at my high school do.... still...thats a bit cruel of him....i programmed a calculator game to ask my crush (she was my friend b4hand) out to prom but she responded by not even being a friend to me afterwards and that still continues today. :(
smithersss 0
that's ******* creepy and annoying, did you sneak into his garage at 4 am to do that shit? i bet you're fat
Jameshaich 0
Lmao at #184
bored690 0
Um why is this a FML when you so totally deserved it, and he did the same thing to you as you did to him???