Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
emptyego 0
YDI. Why would you write on someone's car??
Gsmith123 0
what an asshole
Rickya0 0
I would have keyed the "No!" into your car. Don't mess with a mans car, #1. #2 Creeper much? #3......WTF man? You could be the hottest girl in the world and I would still have said no. #4 More keying. #5 You're a creeper...this is a FML for him....not for you...
Icalasari 0
Ok, if I was that guy, then even if I WAS into you, I would say no. That is creepy and embrassing
1337Steph 0
It makes me mad if a friend writes a message on my car window when my windows are defrosting, let alone if they wrote all over my car with those window chalk. I like to keep my car clean, not spend about half an hour washing off something that doesn't come off easily, in 40 degree weather. (Not sure what the weather was for you guys, but it's still freezing for me) So I can kind of imagine that he probably was a bit pissed that you did that, and wrote back on your car to reject you for payback, instead of telling you at school, etc.
PIQ 0
As a person reading the story, this is funny. But don't feel bad about yourself. One day you'll look back to this as a funny memory. LOL
KilgoreTrout_fml 0
If you didn't want an answer through graffiti, you maybe shouldn't have asked through graffiti...
nat66623 0
Weirdo. You should write on people's cars.
nat66623 0
Weirdo. You should write on people's cars.
zomgitsclare 0
well, lesson learned. you shouldn't write on peoples' cars. YDI.