Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
Emwo 0
That's sweet that you'd try but that's not usually the best approach. Especially cause I think... Chalk is it? Something sucks out the paint in a car. Maybe it's bologna, ffff... Sucks you got turned down, maybe a more blunt approach might've helped >_>
troubledshampoo 0
That's sort of creepy.
ohhlala_fml 0
You guys are being stupid about this. In my town, people decorate their cars for these occasions all the time. I.E. asking someone to homecoming, prom, and football games. Not a big deal. Sucks you got rejected though. Props to you for asking someone though (: Hope you find an awesome date!
dylan17xx 0
If you wrote all over my car I would say no too. Next time take the normal approach and just ask him face to face, don't destroy his car...that's just weird and creepy.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
you actually wrote on his car? ooooookay.
BSalawalatski 0
Never mess with a guy's car. Ever.
Tri_fml 5
If you wrote on my car I'd probably have to kill you. Even if I'd previously liked you.
babymanda 0
aww. :( i'm sorry.
xxoshuxx 0
I think that you asking him that way was cute... but aren't the guys supposed to ask? he sounds like a jerkkkk
eschreib 0
lol this is funny