Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said, "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have hired you." FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
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TwitchingNebula 17
That doesn't mean you can't prove her wrong
jessikamahone 6
Look on the bright side, you've got a job.
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Comments (78)
astoryofroses 9
who cares? just because she claims you're ugly doesn't mean you're really ugly. I'm sure you're better than that
LetThereBeFMLs 10
Have an affair with the wife; the husband will enjoy watching and the wife will have changed her mind about you.... Unless you want a practical solution, then go ahead and take the job or leave it, it's your choice and comfort in the end.
gc327072 31
I think only Perdix can get away with these sorts of comments...
jem970 19
I would have to agree with you on the Perdix comment....
LetThereBeFMLs 10
Oh well, at least I tried :/
perdix 31
The benefits of being ugly! People always underestimate them. You ought to bang the husband/boss for spite by improving your looks. This is most effectively done by supplying him with lots of alcohol. Cheers!
Rodders_SOTC 1
You should have drop kicked that ****.
Enslaved 38
Little does the wife know, doggy style will solve that problem. Bosses bang their sexetary all the time, even the ugly ones. :P
perdix 31
She could have an ugly back, too.
Enslaved 38
That's where lingerie (you seem so against) would cum in handy. Just keep her half dressed! :P
Posthuman 26
Hahaha cum in handy
lelo007 11
Yea, sounds like she is an untrusting ****. FYL, OP, but congrats on the job! She's probably really ugly herself and insecure, so she takes it out on others. But keep your chin up, she will get what's coming to her.
devore504 7
i would have called her a bitch unless you really need a job.
perdix 31
Aw, I'm sorry. I'm sure you are beautiful on the inside, where it really counts. Oh, and when you're giving a *******. That's another way!
traveler_ghost 12
Look on the bright side. She helped you get your job!
donut_gurl 8
I guess your Ugly Betty