SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
JTBastry
Today, after graduating from culinary school, I was turned down by Chipotle, Jersey Mike's, and McDonald's entry-level jobs because I didn't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Anonymous
New Taipei, Taiwan
Shy boy
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic recruitment hell
Today, I was rejected from a volunteer position because I "didn't have enough experience." I have a college degree in the specific field they were asking for. FML
issue
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Me
France
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tough crowd
Today, my application for a holiday role at a department store was declined because I was "not as qualified as some other candidates." I worked this exact same job at this exact same store last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Top comments
1215116a 14
I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help
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Comments (165)
seximexi911 10
Hey, they had to give you some kind of excuse.
holeyman 8
I'm with ten. They probably noticed track marks on you arm or something
mandel2000 0
was that a joke or are you just strange..?
mikeeg 0
Or she just sucked at washing dishes...
MegaTroller_fml 5
#101 - I love it how you assume OP is a woman.
kira74 6
Dishwashing is SERIOUS BUSINESS!
somewizdom 15
You should apply at McDonalds and work your way to the top.
BronyVasNormandy 12
I sold my soul to McDonald's, and they rejected me. With the economy the way it is, there's always someone older and more experienced looking to supplement their income, and a job normally reserved for inexperienced people, is given to someone who can do it better. As if that's not bad enough, Wal-Mart rejected me as well. Tough times, man. Tough times.
RebekahBrooke 9
Experience? Wow. That's lame.
guckylynn 19
Well you're an epic fail.
mikeeg 0
She's a hott win.
guckylynn 19
That was to 22 don't know why it moved.
CryMoreFMLs 15
This is a forum. He can post (mostly) what he wants. Quit being a PMSing bitch over something intelligent instead of "fursttt derp" or "thats a shitty situation", or the classic, " ur an idiot".
Jennyboo5797 4
Why are there 3 #22's?? O.o
Sl1mShad3y 10
Indeed
StopDropNRoll 11
Actually now and days most companies big and small want at least 6 month of work experience. So yea tough luck
flaunt 1
Sorry to hear. Good luck though!
hollyman 0
You my friend are a epic fail
Calyx_fml 22
If you're a woman try ****. It's the only career where the less experience you have the more you can charge to do it.
Wheredidgrungego 12
False. Amateurs don't usually know what the guy, or the audience likes. Actually, someone young and hot with a lot of experience would make the best pornstar. As for guys, you just need a huge penis and stamina for days.
Enslaved 38
I heard for a guy **** star, it's the rules of 8. An 8 inch penis that can remain erected for 88minutes. There are a few 8s I'm missing.
bones_17 5
o well being jobless has its perks too lol