SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
JTBastry
Today, after graduating from culinary school, I was turned down by Chipotle, Jersey Mike's, and McDonald's entry-level jobs because I didn't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Anonymous
New Taipei, Taiwan
Shy boy
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic recruitment hell
Today, I was rejected from a volunteer position because I "didn't have enough experience." I have a college degree in the specific field they were asking for. FML
issue
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Me
France
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tough crowd
Today, my application for a holiday role at a department store was declined because I was "not as qualified as some other candidates." I worked this exact same job at this exact same store last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Top comments
1215116a 14
I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help
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Kokara1352 2
Is that possible?
Saltime 0
108, you are the biggest tool for saying "Homie G".
NEEPLES 7
Wax on. Wax off.
kikibrowm 7
Eminem's a rapper, possibly one of the most famous white rappers out there. And yes, ignoramus is a legitimate word.
CadillacPimpen 6
They took our jerrrbs!!!!!
Pownzeez 0
you actually need to be quick, when you work at most dishwashing jobs.
yomolandia 4
Maybe the employer was being overprotective with his dishes...
makealive 5
really? wow this world is a sad one.
Leigh_Badd 1
How old are you? Im 20 and I've been washing dishes for 13 yrs. Resume: 13 yrs experience for applied position. Lol
KTC30 0
Start with small spoons and work your way up to the big boy dishes.