SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JTBastry
Today, after graduating from culinary school, I was turned down by Chipotle, Jersey Mike's, and McDonald's entry-level jobs because I didn't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Anonymous
New Taipei, Taiwan
Shy boy
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic recruitment hell
Today, I was rejected from a volunteer position because I "didn't have enough experience." I have a college degree in the specific field they were asking for. FML
issue
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Me
France
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tough crowd
Today, my application for a holiday role at a department store was declined because I was "not as qualified as some other candidates." I worked this exact same job at this exact same store last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Top comments
1215116a 14
I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help
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Comments (165)
every1luvsboners 11
In this economy you need a MBA at minimum to be a dishwasher. You're shooting too high. You should go apply with a traveling circus. You can be the person that trims the bearded lady's arm pit hair.
pickingibson 0
Its to late for that. They are importing armpit trimmers from Korea
MrSassypants 34
I am a dishwasher. It is actually pretty hard work, but sometimes during breaks I transform to a car and we race around the parking lot and.... oh.... that type of dishwasher.
TheRealEllieSan 9
You win
JohannMedina 0
I have a PHD in Dish Washing.
JohannMedina 0
I have a PHD in Dish Washing.
HomeAl0ne 20
Don't take it personally Julia. I'm sure there's a simple explanation. Why don't you try something else? Something with very few entry qualifications, requires no experience or training and pays about the same as dishwashing. Like marriage maybe?
taternuts 0
Time for an epic dishwashing video montage accompanied by The Final Countdown (by Europe). They'll let you wash every dish twice after that
TheGaulty 4
Haha
awesomeabs 0
That in itself is sad.
every1luvsboners 11
So is your username and fake picture.
wriptidez 0
people r just human .... what do they know. apply somewhere else
RawrForYaoi 0
Lol exactly
Livzii 5
take the hint.......sorry OP
perdix 31
They probably thought you wouldn't be able to handle the training. Of course, training involves listening to an illiterate, second-grade dropout who, in comparison to you, seems like Mensa material.