SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
JTBastry
Today, after graduating from culinary school, I was turned down by Chipotle, Jersey Mike's, and McDonald's entry-level jobs because I didn't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Anonymous
New Taipei, Taiwan
Shy boy
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic recruitment hell
Today, I was rejected from a volunteer position because I "didn't have enough experience." I have a college degree in the specific field they were asking for. FML
issue
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Me
France
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tough crowd
Today, my application for a holiday role at a department store was declined because I was "not as qualified as some other candidates." I worked this exact same job at this exact same store last year. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Top comments
1215116a 14
I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.
Buttsexpirate 9
Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help
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Comments (165)
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
the funniest fml I've seen by far :D !
SMAHIN510 0
that is very very SAD because who doesnt know how to dishwash
SMAHIN510 0
that is very very SAD because who doesnt know how to dishwash
zenti 2
Gosh, this is giving me flashbacks of when I was job hunting for even the simple jobs. I hate this planet.
AngryBeaver32 8
Try applying as an oven.
ScarletBloom 14
Ask them if they offers internship for dishwashing. Perhaps they might hire you.
nublets 12
I think the 'wax on wax off' motion can be used anytime a person uses a clockwise and then a counter clockwise motion with their hand
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Who says pot doesn't kill brain cells??? How did you make it this far in life???
nerdsgetmehot 23
They've probably wished dishes before. But no matter how much dish-washing experience you've gotten at home, all that matters to employers is how much professional dish-washing experience you've had (like an an actual restaurant, bakery, etc.)
DomoLaDii 8
w.t.f lmao they stupid.....
Epic_Fail911 15
I will let u practice on our dishes, and my mom will write u a recommendation letter