Rumpkis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
shmarf
Belton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snowball
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
fuck
Cowansville, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nasty
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
Embarrassed
🌶️ Spicy
Self harm
Today, I managed to give myself a blowjob and it was great. The only problem is that I got stuck between the wall and my bed while I was doing it. I had to call for help and my whole family came to see what was wrong. They all knew what I was doing. FML
Anonymous
Poland 🌶️ Spicy
Benefits
Today, after years of no sex, a friend of mine told me she would like some benefits. I got too excited and came before even putting it in. FML
BadBribe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The pleasure, the pain
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
noname
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Top comments
fmessiah 19
Wipe up, and start again.
C19_fml 9
Well, better luck next time haha!
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ibeinpain 5
Doing it with Rosie Palm doesn't count.
awksome 0
funny op! happens to most of us.. weird though how some people respond by calling it 'pathetic'... either they never had their first bj yet, or got amazing stamina for their 5th birthday..
MzEvryday90 0
At least somebody on here realizes its common. Though the ones who are calling it 'pathetic' are mostly girls. Like they know how it functions!
Steve95401 49
That blows - but at least OP got his rocks off.
the17doctor 12
It sucks to be you.
GypsyRover 0
People have said that he suffers from premature ejaculation. It sounds to me that he's not suffering at all,it's her that suffers from it. Lol.
perdix 31
Don't watch the "**** in My Pants" video. It'll **** you up! It happens, but when you're young, you should be able to reload quickly. Hopefully, you'll get another try.
Bullheard 0
did u hav sex first?., if not then always use a condom if u dont want kids
unluckygirl86 4
or stds
lustheart 7
Or a rug burn.
pike1346 3
That's terrible
MJEzinga 0
What is this amateur hour???
unluckygirl86 4
HAHA Moss
InuwindoW 13
Pitiful!!!! Just unexcusable!