By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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bizarre_ftw 21

Ask her for a redo, and jack off in the mean time as much as you can to build up your stamina. No, this isn't a joke, it's *gasp* Actual Advice! Shocking, isn't it? On FML of all places

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boredfishing 0

That makes you a saint. Just not sure which one yet

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chokey2 5

Sounds like he'll be jackin off ALOT if he came that fast

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jobsman99 0

Hopefully you had your dick out of you pants and came on her face and ****. Have her clean you up with her mouth and start again. Nothing like a ********. I enjoy at least one every day from my gal for many many years.

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cjhilde 1

Im sure this was a 4% accurate statement

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22jrdn55 15

Two things: 1) most people who brag about things, are usually the ones to lack them!( not my theory) 2) I bet you don't have a GF, cause come on man, girls get offended this shit, and since you "enjoy at least one everyday" you wouldn't dare to offend her! If you did, she wouldn't "blow" you everyday!

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meben 0

Dude.. I can't even get off through a ********. Sounds like you suffer some premature ejaculation to the Max. That blows bro.

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purple91 8

At least you saved her some time and effort.

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Nitial 6

"You should have seen the 'expression' on her face"

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McAninch35 9

Oh god. Are you related to Jerry Sandusky by any chance?

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xobianca 10

Your suppose to jack off before you show up to avoid situations like that, noob..

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irritatedone 5

Well sometimes a ******** is impromptu and there's no time to rub one out first.

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luv_him6 6

haha thats funni, try again later

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