Rumpkis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
shmarf
Belton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snowball
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
fuck
Cowansville, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nasty
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
Embarrassed
🌶️ Spicy
Self harm
Today, I managed to give myself a blowjob and it was great. The only problem is that I got stuck between the wall and my bed while I was doing it. I had to call for help and my whole family came to see what was wrong. They all knew what I was doing. FML
Anonymous
Poland 🌶️ Spicy
Benefits
Today, after years of no sex, a friend of mine told me she would like some benefits. I got too excited and came before even putting it in. FML
BadBribe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The pleasure, the pain
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
noname
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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fmessiah 19
Wipe up, and start again.
C19_fml 9
Well, better luck next time haha!
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pdp_fml 21
Keep trying. I think that blow jobs feel great. Try not to get over excited next time.
ProjeKtSC2 8
The name of your state suits you... lol
rogerusmc23 0
Ahahaha...
rogerusmc23 0
That's pathetic
gandhislayer 6
Cut the guy some slack. Everybody's first time was rough (albeit most dont happen that way) but in time he will learn control.
meben 0
Umm it Is super pathetic. Still to this day I haven't gotten off through a ********.
Exeggcute 5
Woah were dealing with a real badass
Little_Hairy 0
73 I wish I was as cool as you.
user115 0
73- cool story bro.
sea1624 3
crucial bro!
FYLDeep 26
Wow, you suck at receiving blow-jobs. Which is odd considering that usually the woman does the sucking.
Capt_Oblivious 10
I would say 'sucks for you', but there obviously wasn't any of that going on, so that blows....oh wait, that didn't work either. Guess you came up short there.... Must. Stop. Puns....
SolemnlyLove 7
That was quite punny..
CaptainCola 7
Cum on guys quite giving the guy a hard time
gandhislayer 6
*quit. Hopefully we can use some cumtrol and cumtain the puns. Im going to hell.
lustheart 7
64, marry me? Hahah I'm bi. Doesn't matter.
cheerluv15 0
Your a funny person lol
NullPointer 20
I used to have trouble cumming at all during ********. Don't feel too bad about it. Hopefully she's mature enough to understand.
Ryan11adidas 4
Man that blows! What did she do?
CaptainCola 7
Oh cum on now don't give him a hard time
TxChamp 0
You have premature ejaculation sir!!
kings1fan 6
Way to point out the obvious!
flockz 20
way to go stud.