Rumpkis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aurora, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
shmarf
Belton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snowball
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
fuck
Cowansville, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nasty
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
Embarrassed
🌶️ Spicy
Self harm
Today, I managed to give myself a blowjob and it was great. The only problem is that I got stuck between the wall and my bed while I was doing it. I had to call for help and my whole family came to see what was wrong. They all knew what I was doing. FML
Anonymous
Poland 🌶️ Spicy
Benefits
Today, after years of no sex, a friend of mine told me she would like some benefits. I got too excited and came before even putting it in. FML
BadBribe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The pleasure, the pain
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
noname
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Top comments
fmessiah 19
Wipe up, and start again.
C19_fml 9
Well, better luck next time haha!
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Plasmaxyz 5
A wee bit too exited there, lol.
user115 0
agreed, but I feel bad for him that would be embarrassing :|
ninjuh_wingman 29
At least she knows she was doing a good job.
flockz 20
so you still gave her a facial? or did you cum in your pants?
nateym 0
Maybe he gave HIMSELF a facial, or came in HER pants.
Angelice_fml 0
You'll get better with practice. Don't worry about it.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
How do you practice getting a bj?
lustheart 7
^^epic win.
ty1992_farmlife 12
lol well, if she didnt leave him theres his practice partner.
theroustons 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sucks there awesome
yumgranolabar 5
....what?!
deviable 9
No, no. The point of the fml is that there wasn't any sucking involved.
tcxox 0
You know what else sucks? Your spelling.
freelove_fml 2
Also vacuums and black holes.
rawrabby 0
Lmao. What a horrible fail. Practice does make perfect though.
duckeater22 0
Yeah like you would know
tennis_jens 5
Sucks bro. Learn how to control yourself.
LukaInTheSky 3
Haha, sucks
emchi3 0
Lol so Tru
manshack 8
You must be that guy from the Virgin Diaries.
1482luis 1
Or American Pie!!!! Lol!
iliketurdles 7
Or any other film LOL.. Whad'ya mean it makes no sense? Hey buddy, these nuts.
jboggs18 0
And which of the beautiful ladies are you in your picture
suavesuave 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wtf have u ever seen a mouth b4? Why so excited ?.... Seriously If it was sex I'd understand bro
chelseaaababyyy 17
hes seen a mouth. hes just never seen one on his penis..
gandhislayer 6
Still hasnt.
absolutegrrr 7
21, actually you're not very suave. Sorry pal.
suavesuave 2
Ya am gonna take that seriously from a guy that calls him self absolutegrrr lol it was harsh but it's true this guys pathetic to bust a nut b4 even getting head
ElChoppo 4
It's ok bud you wouldn't understand as you've never even came close to OPs position
mmsdrummer51 3
That must have been a surprise to her face.