Sex talk

By Baby - 26/01/2017 08:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

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Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML
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Justkidding100 41

That's like asking a dog "who's a good boy?" And having him suddenly bark "you are" ??

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yes31601 16

Never had anyone say that to me during sex. Interesting

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draghkar 18

I lol'ed at that. You're awkward, sure, but a awkward is usually pretty good.

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Justkidding100 41

That's like asking a dog "who's a good boy?" And having him suddenly bark "you are" ??

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tygerarmy 35

He's your ex, so you're not his baby. Accurate and funny.

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Regulate 21

Baby/Daddy in sex talk, why do so many people have such issues? Enjoy that ex peen that is now current peen but somehow also ex peen. Peen.

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hbs11476 9

No sex with an ex unless you're trying to get back together. Otherwise, you deserved it.

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izzajaneful 24

Not everyone has bad break ups, you know.

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