Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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iamtheinsomniac 11
That bites
PandaSmile 24
I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP
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Comments (90)
wes_waco 1
I got my wisdom teeth "sawed" out in bootcamp. That was the ultimate fml.
pikachulove14 14
Indeed, they are quite dangerous.
Holy_Schnikes 23
I'm getting mine out in a couple weeks. I know what I get to look forward to now, pain from the removal of four teeth and pain of punching my self if I get go-gurt again. Last time I had it I punched myself and dropped it on my laptop. It got all over and under the keys. Well feel better soon everyone that had them out recently and good luck for those having them removed in the future.
smurfs17 2
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you for posting :).
burritosrgood 12
OWWW
Funnyguyproblems 1
Did it hurt?
MrBoredomioo 18
Looks like your wisdom teeth were actually giving you wisdom.
idefka 34
no one realized that someone already posted this.
SweetPuppy201 11
i am so sorry..
Stiggy626 25
you're not supposed to eat dairy based products after you get your wisdom teeth out bro