Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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Top comments
iamtheinsomniac 11
That bites
PandaSmile 24
I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP
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Comments (90)
Confused77 3
Go-Gurt packs quite the punch..
Kkkdawg 27
New slogan perhaps?
jw90 18
Hand slip
mcrepas 19
I hate that! And when after the punch, yogurt spills out...
Espolax 8
I guess your wisdom did really get removed
Enslaved 38
I'm unable to eat a Go-gurt without thinking obscene prevented thoughts. Sucking and stroking on a tube to get the cream out. Hmmm :P
B1ackthesun 31
Obscene "prevented" thoughts? Clearly they don't prevent one from posting slightly creepy comments.
evalu8tor 12
Autocorrect strikes again
helpfulwhale 12
I think OP should consider a strictly mashed potato diet for the next few days.
Dinonick 15
Murphy's law at its finest. If something bad can happen it will. How many times have you guys stubbed your toe then stubbed it a couple minutes later?
DocBastard 40
Is this really how lazy we as a people have become? You can't even bother to lift a spoon anymore to eat yogurt? Now we need to put it in a ******* tube?
jasmine2301 25
Hey! It makes it fun!
DWordHead16 19
Well life is always about making everything simpler and there's people who want to make money off of that, Doc.. I personally like Go-Gurts because its easy to eat them frozen rather than have to scrape up yogurt from a container if I wanted to freeze the yogurt(: I know no one cares but I guess I was just trying to be optimistic(: but yeah we are that lazy.
blackonblight 33
When I had my wisdom teeth out, Doc, I couldn't open my mouth very wide for the next few days without extra pain. I had all four out surgically, and my face looked like I'd been beaten on the jaw, so much bruising. I was on yogurt smoothies I could drink, the thought of getting a spoon in there... Especially while I was on the codeine? I drank my soup too, basically avoided any jaw movement possible. But I am so glad those ******* are gone.
worldclassrager 41
Wisdom teeth removal sucks...no pun intended...get well soon...I didn't even know go gurt was still around...
MortenM 17
Feel sorry for you, but it would've been pretty funny to see.