Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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Top comments
iamtheinsomniac 11
That bites
PandaSmile 24
I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP
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Comments (90)
daytoday21 10
Shouldn't have been eating something that requires you to suck on it anyway...you could interrupt the blood clotting and end up with a dry socket.
kokoroddd 2
YDI for practicing how to suck dick!
Gityerchicken 12
You must've been really hungry to get so excited you punch yourself. Hope you heal well. I had all four removed at once and it was painful!
ForkymeetsPorky 15
Gotta go gotta go gotta go back to the dentist!
mattrd_fml 31
eat much?
pikachulove14 14
Go-Gurt is yogurt in a tube hence why OP hit themself in the face.
Silentcrafter11 13
Well, is it eating or drinking or......deating? Go-gurts are like solidy liquids
Aimee1331 9
That's happened to me too :(
skyeyez9 25
I had all 4 removed and had no pain. I must have been one of the few lucky ones to not be in pain afterwards. The worst part was it took awhile to stop bleeding so I had to keep gauze in my mouth for a couple hrs.
MzNViziBLe 8
How do accidents like that happen exactly?