By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 672
You deserved it 5 373
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

PandaSmile 24

I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP

63 1

Comments

NeatNit 32

since when do these types of comments still get upvoted...? last I checked everyone hated 'shitty situation' type comments..

5 12
DWordHead16 19

#43 I know right? I thought I was the only one who picked up on this. I just don't wanna say anything about it x:

0 12
Stiggy626 25

especially when you're not supposed to drink through straws or have dairy products after, since it can cause infection and dry socket

0 0
sweetbliss3 37

I had all four taken out at the same time. doesn't feel too good. good luck

57 2
mattjamt 16

I had FIVE taken out at once! And yeah, once the anaesthetics wear off, it hurts more than getting hit in the face with a mallet. Get better soon OP!

4 8
Blaphlafagus 19

I got all 4 of mine taken out about a month ago and I just sat on the couch eating ice cream and pudding for a week, it was both awful and great at the same time

7 2
Archay 13

I had all my wisdom teeth taken out at the same time and I had minimal pain, guess I'm lucky.

6 1
Caitie_kid 8

29, I didn't know anyone had 5 wisdom teeth, everyone I know only has 4.

14 2
Hiimhaileypotter 52

#48- Yeah.... I had 7 :( It's definitely possible, just very rare xP

8 2
ms_YoungMula 8

I had all 4 taken at the same time and the bottom 2 were infected, thank goodness for Tylenol 3

2 1
andrealovvve 17

Yea my friend had 6 wisdom teeth. 4 on top and 2 on the bottom.

1 0
ShyAnn29 14

My brother is lucky, he didn't have any wisdom teeth!

0 0
PandaSmile 24

I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP

63 1
DocBastard 38

Speaking* words of wisdom. For ****'s sake, it's only one of the most famous songs of all time.

28 1
Caitie_kid 8

I shot the firefighter, but I did not shoot the EMT. Oh no

7 1
JaegerMayCry 13

How did you manage to do that? last time I checked lifting a gogurt took minimal effort. either way fyl OP and hope you feel better!

9 2
kozzard 17

sliding your fingers up the tube to push every last drop of yogurt out... grip slips...and the rest is FML

21 1
AnOriginalName 19

You've never truly enjoyed a GoGurt until you've punched yourself as #11 described. Happened to me multiple times in my youth.

14 0
SammyS2012 21

I decided to stop eating gogurt because every time i ate one, i punched myself :( i have sweaty hands and they kept slipping. The gogurt was not worth it

3 0
blackonblight 32

I don't know how you can consume go-gurt multiple times without punching yourself in the face at least once in the process. Those things are fiendish.

3 0
bazookajoey 27

I feel your pain OP, just hang in there. The awesome thing about wisdom teeth is that they only have to come out once lol

7 0
acuntsicklestick 10

That's true in almost all cases but I knew someone who kept having their wisdom teeth grow back. Hopefully that won't happen to OP.

1 7
Peachy2392 26

What are you talking about #14? Wisdom teeth don't grow back.

10 0
Pauschinator 22

You gotta get that tube squeeze roller thing.

8 8
Kkkdawg 27

I don't know why 12 got thumbed down..that's good advice. I have one for my toothpaste and it's awesome.

4 2