Intimacy: Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of...

By Anon - 07/05/2011 06:08 - United Kingdom

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

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By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By lala - 25/01/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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Kinky

By Keesha - 18/03/2021 19:30 - United States - Loveland

Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By makdra - 06/01/2016 18:01

Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML

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Online shopping

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 02:04 - Australia

Today, I was showing my mum how to use eBay. Unfortunately I didn't notice my recent purchase history was on display: a huge black dildo, a jockstrap, and a bong amongst them. Of course, she did. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 11:57

You should've been like "I want that for my b-day, too".

honeylol 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 11:53

Ouch, that would suck,

Comments

TWOINTHEPINKONEI 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:01

lmfao

CanadianMuse 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:15

That's a fail ... you totally deserve it though ... you couldn't have exited that window earlier?

joelmota 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:28

Your 18 and u watch ****...pathetic

mandalore92 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:49

this is brilliantly worded. it made my day

Lmfaooo101 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:49

so? your a big boy now. you can do big boy things.

Anonymouser81 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:00

winning.

aaronruark 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:19

fyl hahahahaha

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:33

way to go romeo. looks like you wont be getting a juliet soon... or new clothes.

imcool1263 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

ohhh fail.

ashseal 11

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:10

I'm Latina ;) haha

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:08

That's nice. Is that relevant to the FML? I don't think anyone cares you're Latina. Being Latina doesn't automatically mean you're hot; there are ugly people in every culture.