Work: Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her... - FML

23/12/2014 01:21 - United States - San Antonio

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

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Best teeth in the game

Weird reason to leave, but OK

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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13/03/2019 12:00

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

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09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when I got home. FML

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27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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27/04/2017 14:00

Today, my new job e-mailed to tell me the role was no longer available, leaving me to start my job search all over again. My notice at my current job ends this week. But it's OK, because as compensation for my 'distress', the company sent £100 worth of vouchers... to the wrong address. FML

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08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

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08/10/2016 16:29 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, I got my new smartwatch that I ordered for myself on the promise that I would use it for tracking my new exercise routine. Instead, I used it for playing Pong whilst eating cake and drinking wine. FML

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03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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Oh no.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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10/05/2012 13:09 - Sweden - Solna

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

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05/11/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I stepped away from my desk for a few minutes only to return to find the general manager installing updates on my computer. This wouldn't have been an issue had I not pulled up a website explaining in great detail the effects and causes of vaginal yeast infections. FML

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15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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30/09/2009 08:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

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Method acting

By lol123 - 10/07/2009 10:09 - Norway

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML

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Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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09/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

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20/10/2016 20:35

Today, I found out that my uncle does not like my step daughter because she likes Star Wars. He stated that Star Trek was better and went on to verbally attack a 6-year-old. FML

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12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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30/06/2017 15:54

Today, I thought my water had broken. I had actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML

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19/07/2010 08:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband fell asleep for two hours at a dinner party. We were the hosts. FML

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27/08/2009 05:53 - Australia

Today, the bank called saying we were late in the mortgage payments. I was puzzled because three months ago I issued a big cheque to my mum pay off the mortgage. I just discovered that she instead lost it all at the casino. Turns out, she's become a compulsive gambler ever since dad passed away. FML

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21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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Google Maps strikes again!

By -_- - 21/09/2017 16:00

Today, I went shopping for some nice clothing for work. Annoyed that the first two stores I went to didn't have anything, I drove to a store in an unfamiliar part of the city. Not only did Google Maps direct me to a store that doesn't exist, but my car broke down in the parking lot. FML

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26/05/2012 19:34 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

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28/11/2012 17:43 - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

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17/12/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

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09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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Alexa, play "Burning down the house" by Talking Heads

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 02:59 - United States - West Yellowstone

Today, a house I'm working in burned down overnight. My entire cordless tool line up and everything else needed to remodel a 3-story home is gone. Almost $14000. The only way I will be somewhat, maybe, possibly, reimbursed is if I stay on to rebuild the home. I don't have anything left to even start. FML

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Exodiafinder687 58

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:49

Fads are so weird. First people were wearing faded jeans and now they want faded cakes too? SMH

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:58

Sell her the display cake... It's obviously as bright as she is.

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Exodiafinder687 58

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:49

Fads are so weird. First people were wearing faded jeans and now they want faded cakes too? SMH

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:50

Maybe she's under the impression that cake ages like a fine wine..

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 13:09

Wine aged = better Cake aged = disgusting and molded to hell

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 16:33

I don't like making the thumbs up an even number but I had to thumbs up your comment.

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Wednesday 24 December 2014 2:04

And that was a waste of commenting space #20. Aged cake- not very good

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Thursday 25 December 2014 5:21

Or perhaps a fine sort of cheese, but definitely not cheesecake.

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:51

It's the holidays, everyone goes insane. Tell her she should have ordered it a month ago. Good luck, OP!

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 13:41

that would have made sense to the customer...lol..

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:51

The customer is not always right. But we all apparently have to pretend they are to keep the business going

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Wednesday 24 December 2014 5:10

when I started my job, I had to watch a video and it said "the customer isn't always right, but the customer always has to win"

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:55

Well getting her to accept that should be a piece of cake, then. Since she's crying even though she's already been warned.

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:57

time to replace that cake you placed for display . .

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:58

Sell her the display cake... It's obviously as bright as she is.

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 12:12

Oh, the poor woman! My heart bleeds for her. Ah, only in the USA. #whitewomanproblems

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 12:14

More like #firstworldproblems or #middleclassproblems - stupid comes in all races.

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 12:16

True, can't argue with that.

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 12:14

How does she expect you to exactly replicate a cake you made a month ago?

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 12:40

Not to sound like the bad guy, but if she wanted the cake to look like the display one, why didn't you just make it in a faded colour? (I'm assuming that the colour was the icing, rather than the cake itself).

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Tuesday 23 December 2014 13:05

I'm willing to bet the display cake is dried out and that is a hard look to capture with fresh new cake.

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Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:08

She said she explained it to the woman when she placed her order. That's a pretty ridiculous thing to cry about

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Today, I just had the best sex in all my life. After that, my ex-girlfriend dumped me. FML

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Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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Today, I’d been bicurious for years but always much too shy to seek out a woman to attempt intimacy. Well, I finally hooked up with a girl I’ve had a crush on for a while. Not only was it an amazing, mind-blowing experience, she also left me with a crotch searing yeast infection from hell. FML

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Today, for the first time I had to lie to the man I intend to marry, because I had a very intense and hot dream about Leslie Nielsen. FML

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