By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

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Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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AliceC_fml 3

Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.

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englishmuffin 0

"...for my boyfriends 21st birthday..." Major reading comprehension fail.

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Jproffitt226 0

same thing happen to me. =( i felt so stupid.

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DynamicDave 11

Dang. Why didn't you do that last month for MY 21st birthday? I wouldn't have laughed, guarantee you that!

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

He laughed because as you did this strip, he realized something. He realized that this is why women don't leave the kitchen.

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poohbear10010 0

ur an asshole for talking shit about women, we ******* run this world and if it weren't for us u wouldn't be here

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martic835 2

You have no rhythm.

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sarabear18 0

that's rude of him, you should leave him and find someone that really cares.

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Kellmaster36 0

ydi It for not dressing like a playboy bunny...

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Comicmischief 0

Are you kidding? Sexy Librarian is Sexy. Gotta get the skirt right, though.

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69_hell_yes 0

hmm.. why wear clothes at all?

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Wofford1991 0

ouch. im sure that was a real boost to your self esteem. i can assure you my boyfriend never laughed at me(; he most likely was just nervous , seeing how his girlfriend had enough courage to strip down in front of him. try dressing like a playboy bunny(;

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secret_admirer10 0

If you two are not on the same page about sexuality, your life will be miserable later on. Find someone more compatible.

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