Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
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FMLOVER_ 0
that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!
ffffmmmmlllll 0
HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.
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pinion_fml 0
yeah right
rainydays09 0
all i can say is to just be the best you can, and prove to them you are better than they think. Go to better schools than your bro and sis, and get better grades. become a teacher or doctor or some of the doctor stuff. I am sorry your parents are SO unfair. even if you weren't allergic to chocolate. But the chocolate makes everything worse. Just try to be WAY better than your bro and sis, but don't be a suck up. keep your room cleaner too.
alice22_fml 0
I've said it before: people who call "fake!" all the time must live under rocks, because the world is ****** UP and people do shit like this all the time. Where do you people live, Pleasantville?
Gryphon 0
That.. is horrible.. revenge time!!! include the egg in plans of revenge against the shitty parents!
Gryphon 0
I agree with you #76 its so true.. stuff like that happens to me all the time.. my mom secretly HATES me.. we all know she just wont admit it.
theannoyingone 0
alice22: if you believe this kind of shit all the time, then your mind is as ****** up as the place you live. this is obviously made up.
Aciliveth 5
#15, I got $500. In cash. Stuff's done so much differently these days. If this isn't shenanigans, I feel very sorry for you man.
Ric3ball 0
Adopt a new fambam, will ya?
will90 5
you left out the part of the story where you're 23 and you still live with your parents. They want you out.
beg2dream 0
wow #7 regardless of the ages, gifts for your children should be equal, you shouldn't show more love for one child over the other, thinking like yours will only single out one of the children and make them feel less loved.