Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
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FMLOVER_ 0
that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!
ffffmmmmlllll 0
HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.
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Comments (211)
zland 0
I am so sorry. Steal your siblings' money.
darthblah 0
I'm calling bullshit on this one. Unless your parents just truly hate your existence they wouldn't do that.
TareBareX18 0
I hate hearing about things like that...
zaya1324 0
#35 and #51=win Stop complaining OP, it's the thought that counts
uSuck 0
damn, u are allergic to chocolate? ur life is f'ed!!
Stay_beautiful 0
oh im so with #13. Your parents are just ******* rude. I don't think they love you. Maybe you should find new parents! Or maybe, as a joke, try to find a friend who's a cop, then have them come over to the house and "arrest" them for attemptive murder, being that you're allergic to chocolate and they still gave it to you. To everyone who says "maybe they didn't know" how wouldn't they? I'm pretty sure that's something you tell your parents so the whole "attemptive murder" thing DOESN'T happen.
curryndricegirll 0
april fools...?
xxdani 0
I don't believe this at all
unklesammywantsu 0
Either your parent's don't like you, orrrr...... You probably just got some sort of ridiculously expensive gift for your birthday or something recently, so they decided to make up for it to your siblings by giving them nice gifts for Easter. My parents did that all the time if I got something expensive and nice for my birthday or something, then my sister would get something much nicer and expensive for Christmas. So if this one's the case, you're a whiney selfish bitch.
mutantcow 0
wow, i didn't know people gave gifts for easter.