Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML
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Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Vitally 6
Getting dumped isn't the worst thing that can happen on Christmas. Imagine if your parents didn't get you the right color iPhone? *shudders*
xivoricbutterfly 25
You'll find the right one op. Dont like facebook get you down. breaking up is apart of life
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Comments (79)
Comoke1024 19
Sorry guy! Go share your BigLove with someone who will appreciate it ;)
kalbrek009 20
Did mine yesterday, it showed all kinds of every day things from 2008-2014...it excluded my wedding photos in 2009 & every anniversary photo since then as if it never happened. :(
brandoneyez1 25
They are doing this for everyone. Mine included a picture of my son who passed away before birth at 6mo gestation.
Chibitalia180 6
I read about the movie thing online and have yet to check mine yet, but I'm pretty sure before it's published you can edit it before it goes public.
Ali_Br_fml 33
You can't edit it yet (or at least I can't edit mine yet), but you can watch it without sharing it, and if it's not good, you can share it with only yourself. The videos won't be available for too long if not shared. I forgot how long they said. But they say that soon, we'll have the option to edit which pictures/posts don't make it into the video. I hope it's true. I know one sad post/picture my sister & I don't want to share, and I'm sure it showed up on hers too. It's a nice gesture, but still, I'm sure that we all need to edit a few things.
picturescrazy 24
This is exactly why I'm refusing to watch my Facebook video...
Ali_Br_fml 33
You can watch it without sharing it, but be prepared for shocks if you still have pictures/posts on Facebook that would upset you, or make you remember bad things. They say that soon you'll be able to edit it, and that the video won't be available online forever unless you share it, but you can share it and choose "Only Me" as the audience until you can edit it. That's what I did.
Razi_tail 25
Mine said, "Guess who's getting married!!" Too bad that engagement didn't last.... :( I didn't share my video simply because of that either.
dangerkneener 4
keep calm and dont love these hoes
twizt3ddrumm3r19 1
Mine said I didn't have enough posted pictures or posts so I couldn't do the video thing lol
Pajakarino 11
Sucks, OP. You'll find someone, don't let facebook get you down :) Did facebook do that for everyone's account, or do you have to choose to post it? Just wondering what would be in mine lmao
chickenman12312 12
Don't let that make you feel bad. The right person will come along eventually.